k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
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the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
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He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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