just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
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Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
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Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
i think i just naturally attract stoners
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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