Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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