Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
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of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
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When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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