If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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