nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
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Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
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I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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