Why does Corona taste like a burp?
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
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That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
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I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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