that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
it's like iHOP with fire
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
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I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
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No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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