Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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