put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
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He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
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God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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