welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
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Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
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I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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