it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
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