whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
My dick has a subreddit
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
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