What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
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Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
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It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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