I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
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What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
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Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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