No, you can still breathe under the balls.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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