I hate your face
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
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I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
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he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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