dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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