i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
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he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
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So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
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