I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
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My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
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How does one acquire holy water?
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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