I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
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It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
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this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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