If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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