hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
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We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
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But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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