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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.

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  better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.

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• (310): View more from California

  Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.

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• (845): View more from New York

  i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  What changed your mind?

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  Being sober

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.

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• (310): View more from California

  Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year

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• (972): View more from Texas

  I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.

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