They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
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WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
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I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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