Kiss
Puke
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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