He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
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Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
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I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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