this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
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couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
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Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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