wake up i wanna do it froggy style
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
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She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
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We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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