just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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