Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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