Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Randomize
