Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Dignity is for republicans.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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