I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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