He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
