is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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