I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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