wrigley field is MILF paradise
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
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When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
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I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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