The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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