so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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