Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
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"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
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There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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