VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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