margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
Randomize
