I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
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