why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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