ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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