Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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