Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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