i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
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Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
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i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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