Sponge bath it is.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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