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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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