office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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