Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
she peed on how many people?
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how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
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I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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