In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
