No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
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In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
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Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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