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(248): View more from Michigan

I wanna go to beed woth a nboy

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(517): View more from Michigan

dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..

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(314): View more from Missouri

Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.

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(847): View more from Illinois

she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.

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(404): View more from Georgia

haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me

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(214): View more from Texas

What do you think it is?

(615): View more from Tennessee

It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs

(609): View more from New Jersey

hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks

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(208): View more from Idaho

Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.

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(248): View more from Michigan

Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going

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