we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
People with herpes should wear stickers.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
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