I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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