New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
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Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
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Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
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