it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
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